Saturday, March 1, 2014

Harry and Ash Make a Porno

Harry and Ash Make a Porno

“Its not what you think it is,” Ashley told EXTRA other night. “Seriously, its about the most unromantic thing I’ve ever done with Harry.”

While she was hush hush about the porno, Harry on the other hand laughed whole heartedly and said it was everything he’d hoped for.

“Actually, it was more than a bit of fun. Of course, we asked Louie and El to join. You know, make it the complete Band of Outsiders-”

“Band of Outsiders, where the hell is that coming from?” Ashley really did not want to talk about the Porno. She did confess that Harry wanted to cover up some of his tatts so his mum wouldn’t know about all of them. Still, Harry insisted on talking more about the 1964 French film. He said, he’d wanted to start the film out by doing the famous Madison dance.

“You know, Band of Outsiders is such a classic. A real French threesome. I thought we could, you know, make it a Foursome, but it just wasn’t in Louie’s schedule. You know, being a footballer and all in his freetime.” Harry explained.

Ashley put her finger on his mouth, but Harry kept talking. She finally plopped into his lap.

“Luv, please- don’t you want us to inspire other people?” Harry kept smiling as he informed the reporter that it was actually Sky Ferreira’s music that really did the trick. “Don’t you think her voice is sexy? Babe?”

Ashley practically wrestled Harry. Actually, the reporter thought their little tiff of passion was much more interesting than the black and white porno.

Ashley finished up, by saying (Once she had Harry in a headlock). “He really does make me laugh in bed.”

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