Friday, March 21, 2014

Ash & Styles

Ash & Styles




Ash & Styles have finally decided to go for it. Yes, they've moved in together and a reality show in the works. Still Styles and Ash have decided to let all proceeds of the show to go for well water in remote areas of Africa.

ASH: I know I'm going to hate this. But if we can help some village have water, then I can live with cameras in my house for three months.

STYLES: Babe, they said 6 months. (Styles clarifies who is in the kitchen making coffee in a French press pot).

Camera focuses on Styles now, who talks a good bit about those one cup coffee makers. How we should think like the French, boil water, pour it over the coffee grounds and make real coffee. The simple pleasures are best, he stresses.

STYLES: You should drink it quickly. You know, make enough for one sitting. No need to waste. That's why you should really not use those one cup coffee makers. (He is serious about the matter).

ASH: If you haven't guessed, I guess you know, who is in charge of the kitchen.

STYLE: Oh, don't know if many of you know this, but Ash is really good at changing a tire. And she knows how to change the oil. I don't even know how to really drive. Yeah, suppose, you've seen those pictures of me on a motorcycle. Which I absolutely, adore. Its just, I only go on the back roads and vast parking lots. Ash thinks I might get killed in traffic here if I were to..you know..be on my own on one of the contraptions.

Yeah, I love to ride them and I think they are cool. I met Sean Berdy from Switched At Birth recently, and that dude really knows his cycles. Hopefully, he'll let me hang out more. (turns to Ash) Wouldn't it be great babe, to have him on the show?

ASH: I don't even know what he's talking about. (rolls eyes) I'm beginning to wonder if I'll ever be alone with you again.

STYLES PUTS ARM AROUND ASH AND KISSES HER CHEEK. ITS AS IF THEY ARE BOTH IN THIS TOGETHER. EVEN IF MANY DAYS HE WON'T BE AROUND FOR THE SHOW, BUT ON TOUR WITH THE BAND.

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